kenlacy
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picked up Benoy Friday Noon - got to Fuzzy's (bar in Riggs hometown) around 7 and met Holzee and his wife - some very nice people - Riggs was there with Kris - his mean ole cuss of a wife 
We tangled there for a while then the Riggs'z were nice enough to offer accomodations for the night. Truman guarded me all night.
We headed to "The Womper Stomper Open" around 10:30 AM - I asked the host lady (turns out to be Calvin Markham's sister) where the range was for a little practice - she ridiculed me and sent me to the bar upstairs.
Benoy and I were teamed up with Scotty Do the Doo and Jessica Did the doo! Turns out they were ideal teammates! Jessica won the long drive contest for Women and put us in prime position on many holes.
She had an unfortunate bush issue on one hole but I won't go into detail.
I hit a house on the first hole, the owner came out on his porch a little concerned but no breakage.
We hit several balls on top of a Walmart.
Riggs lit off quite a few fireworks.
The girl who won the most raffle prizes - was sellin "I'll show you my tatas for for $20 a teet" - she then used all the proceeds to buy rafle tickets.
Benoy Killed a dove - the national sign of peace and love - riggs shot at it 15 times from about 30 yards and missed - then Benoy missed - then proceeded to walk up about 10 yards away and put one through the temple - he's going to hell. It wasn't quite dead and it took Benoy three times of trying to break its neck before he launched himself off the ground and shoe spiked it for good - we never did find it after that - I would assume it was eight feet under.
Long story short - we won the tournament! I thought that was a good thing at first! Then when they were giving out the awards - Markhams sister saw that we won and a long night of ridicule began! Everytime she saw me the rest of the evening, she would make fun of my wanting to go to the driving range. She made it very clear that this was a party first and golf tourney second and I was takin it much too seriously.
She later led me on the dance floor - while her Natural Born Killer brother was right next to us, I tried to make it very clear to him I wasn't tryin nothin on her!
It was a blast of a night! Thanks again Riggs and Kris for everything! And what a feeling, being able to contribute to a such great cause! They say every child of a fallen Special
Ops soldier will get a full ride to the college or tech/trade school of their choice because of the Warrior Foundation!
Sunday it was off to Greenbay for the big Game - Benoy were verbally sparin pretty much the whole time - very uncharacterstic of us.
Bet was - loser has to drive home after the game. I don't remember a lot of the drive home
We met up with Zert and his buds for a few beers before the game - Thanks for the beers Zert!
Lambeau stadium is design wise a very very cool stadium - there is a big 4 level atrium with bars and stores up and down it and there is a ton of room to move around.
We sat down in our seats and we had cowboy fans in front of us, behind us and on the sides of us. Benoy was not happy and was demanding a refund - no way should a Greenbay fan have to be outnumbered in his own stadium!
Unfotunately the game didn't turn out to be the shootout we were hopin for - GB's O-line was not enjoyin life! We left a little early and we got home in the Early AM.
The weekend couldn't have gone any better - for ME - sorry bout your bad luck Benoy Thanks to everyone involved.
Beavis440_the_babblin_dem wrote:You, I can't take serious. You have nothing to offer. You're a hollow tree full of hot air.
me wrote:So what exactly is a solid tree full of cold air - like?
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Icehole
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was this yer diary entry?
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mbenoy119
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It was a great time, thanks Ken.
The only flaw with Lambeau is that the seat spacing in the bleachers is designed for 8 year olds. I had a big dude on my right and the two of us together needed 3 seats instead of 2.
Another flaw was that we went to a game when it was "free Packer flag day". Some moron doesn't realize that 72,000 people waving 24"x18" flags makes it nearly impossible to see anything. I finally asked the guys in front of us (very politely ) to stop with the flag deal. It was better after that. Ken had a dude wearing a Cowboys helmet sitting directly in front of him who, when the crowd would stand, thought it was necessary to stand on the bleachers making it tough to see. I also kindly asked him to stop doing that
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Holzee
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Fun Fun
You guys owe me about 32 beers each eh?
I'm not racist, I leave black marks everywhere I go!
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mbenoy119
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ya bastage!  I tried to catch up in the later rounds!
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RIGGS1
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Did you guys drive straight home from G.B or camp along the way?
I didn't all the time feel so good very much until about 2 hours ago.
and thanks to all you alls for the beerz and such
LOL I forgot about the target practice at the satellite dish thingy.
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Holzee
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LMFAO
Had a good time hangin out and drinkin for a good cause
Calvin's sister is funnier than shizzle
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that 31 car
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On a serious note,Benoy deserves the relaxation time, Mike also attended a funeral of a fallen friend mid week, I appreciate his being there. Although we only had the chance to greet one another, I really appreciate his travel, time and effort to honor one of our mutual racers.
Thanks Mike!!!
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Holzee
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Just was in Menchyville at that biker bar there
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mbenoy119
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that 31 car wrote:On a serious note,Benoy deserves the relaxation time, Mike also attended a funeral of a fallen friend mid week, I appreciate his being there. Although we only had the chance to greet one another, I really appreciate his travel, time and effort to honor one of our mutual racers.
Thanks Mike!!!
Sorry we didn't get to talk more Jerry. It was also nice to see you there along with Terry and Derek. The Moyle's are a great family and have been good friends of mine for about 12 years. I know that they would be there for me if it were the other way around. Although there isn't much for any of us to say at a time like that, I think it helps us ALL get through it to be there with them.
We'll see you on the ice Jerry!
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